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Stephen Colbert Solves a Mystery

02 Jul

Stephen Colbert recently turned his awesome intellect to a the age-old question of Jesus’ identity and came up with this answer:

As is the case with most mysteries, the solution was right in front of us the whole time.

– the chaplain

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6 Comments

Posted by on July 2, 2012 in humor, religion

 

6 Responses to Stephen Colbert Solves a Mystery

  1. Ric

    July 3, 2012 at 7:44 am

    So that’s what it stands for! And all these years I’ve been cursing without knowing! Thanks for the enlightenment, Stevie!

     
  2. John Evo

    July 3, 2012 at 9:33 am

    I like what Colbert said after the SCOTUS decision on Obamacare. “I am forced to buy health insurance just because I LIVE? What’s next? I am forced to purchase automobile insurance just because I drive all over the place”?

     
  3. Paul Sunstone

    July 9, 2012 at 3:51 am

    I just don’t understand how anyone could worship a Liberal Democrat. Liberal Democrats want to tax us to death and turn our children into homosexuals. I know that because it’s in the Bible somewhere. I’m sure it is.

     
  4. Brian M

    July 10, 2012 at 2:53 pm

    I don’t undertand the meme that Barrack “I LURVE me Ronald Reagan” Obama is a ‘liberal” by any definition of the term.

    Oh goody! Gays can now slaughter A-rabs in the latest asinine attempt by our sociopathic ruling elites to play The Great Game. forgive me if I don’t shout hosannas.

     
  5. PhillyChief

    July 12, 2012 at 7:39 am

    I don’t understand why there aren’t more shots taken at the religious right’s biblical justifications by simply citing the source and what the J.H.C. character says and does in it.

     
  6. Brian M

    July 12, 2012 at 11:49 am

    Wasn’t it “Jesus” who appears to be so inordinately fond of eternal punishment and torture? The “advanced” “New Covenant” New Testament that is supposed to be so superior to the good ol genocide and daughter rape Old Testament loves eternal hell.

     

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