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Gawd Said, Let There Be Irony – And It Was Good

29 May

The gallons of irony contained in a recent story from One News Now is so astonishing it nearly took my breath away. The astonishment and irony begin as soon as one reads the story’s title:

Children Shouldn’t Be Protected From Truth

I agree with that statement. There’s not much more in this story with which I agree, so I figure I’ll start positively and work from there.

A California bill opposing Christian ideals in social studies textbooks has passed a 6-2 vote and is making its way into the Senate.

The Senate Appropriations Committee voted last week in favor of S.B. 1451, a measure that will combat the religious revisions to textbooks launched in Texas earlier this year. The bill now heads to the full Senate.

This is great news and gives me hope that there are at least a few sane people governing the USA.

Introduced by California Democratic Senator Leland Yee, the bill would require any information about Texas’ revisions to be reported to the legislature and the secretary of education. S.B. 1451 also calls the modifications “a threat to the apolitical nature of public school governance and academic content standards in California” and would expect the California Board of Education to review social studies textbooks.

Anyone who thinks that public schooling in the USA has ever been apolitical has never gone to public school in this county. Or they’ve drunk deeply of the Kool-Aid and are still functioning under its influence. Public school education in the USA, as in other countries, has always been about grooming children to be good citizens, an aim that is inherently political. In the American context, partisanship between accepted alternatives, i.e., Democratic and Republican parties, has been minimized, but it would be foolhardy to think that some partisanship doesn’t exist. When I was in public school, I was taught that everything about the Soviet Union was inferior to everything about the USA, that Soviets were the Bad Guys and Americans were the Good Guys – all the time. We were always right, and we always did the right thing in the right way, while the Soviets were always wrong and they always did the wrong thing in the wrong way. Having said all that, I agree that the recent curriculum changes that have been mandated in Texas are bad for any students who will be unfortunate enough to be exposed to indoctrinated into them. Apparently, enough state legislators in California agree with me to have taken action to address the situation:

The measure states that the revisions to Texas’ textbooks were propelled by an “inappropriate ideological desire to influence academic content standards for children in public schools” and that they were a departure from accepted history.

Yes! Someone had the guts to call a spade a spade. The changes in Texas are about a specific religious ideology, not fact or truth; they are about revising and re-writing history and, consequently, can’t be anything but “a departure from accepted history.”

Randy Thomasson, a conservative activist and president of SaveCalifornia.com, believes the regulation is unnecessary. Although he is advocating changes in California’s schools, he contends that the state “doesn’t need to ‘protect’ children from the truthful lessons of history.”

“History classes need a makeover so that students are accurately taught about the history, values, and persons that made America great,” Thomasson adds. “Who can be against this but those who despise the moral values that founded this country?”

Oh, Gawd, the irony is killing me! I agree with Thomasson that no one, especially children, should be “protected from” or otherwise denied access to the truth.  I agree that children need to be “accurately taught about the history, values, and persons” that shaped the USA. But, Thomasson and I are light-years apart regarding the substance of those lessons. What he is calling truth is bullshit, lies and the vile emissions of conservative Christian wet dreams. And please, for the love of truth, don’t overlook the way he substitutes the phrase “moral values” for “religious dogma.” Don’t ever let wingnuts like Thomasson get away with using such duplicitous terminology. Make them spell out clearly that they are speaking about specific religious values espoused by specific sects of the Christian church. Liberals, progressives and all others interested in speaking clearly must stop letting the wingnuts select and define the terminology of political debate; their deliberately obfuscating terminology masks more than it reveals. Also, Thomasson’s assertion notwithstanding, it was secular, Enlightenment values that made this country great (though flawed), not Christian values. Again, liberals, progressives and other clear thinkers can’t let wingnuts get away with misrepresenting their values and our history with their fuzzy, misleading terminology.

The state of Texas received criticism earlier this year for seeking to introduce Christian ideals into social studies textbooks. The revisions included the fact that the Founding Fathers established the country on Christianity.

The criticism leveled at the state of Texas was completely warranted – explicitly sectarian Christian ideals have no place in any textbooks used in publicly funded schools in a secular society.  Moreover, it is by no means a “fact” that “the Founding Fathers established the country on Christianity.” That is precisely the issue under dispute – although it is only disputatious to religious right wingnuts; most historians do not agree with the state of Texas, Randy Thomasson, or any other wingnuts. Slapping the “fact” label on an idea doesn’t magically or miraculously transform it  from “disputed idea” to “fact.” Obviously, the American Founding Fathers could not help being influenced by Christianity; it pervaded their culture more than any other religion of the time. It’s also not disputed that some of the Founding Fathers were  Christians. But, those few who wanted to establish trends that fuel the fantasies of today’s religious right lost the fight, and secularists won. I view the result of that struggle today and say, “And it was good.”

– the chaplain

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27 Responses to Gawd Said, Let There Be Irony – And It Was Good

  1. John Evo

    May 30, 2010 at 3:57 am

    More evidence that CA is superior to PA, FL and JY. Just sayin’…

     
  2. the chaplain

    May 30, 2010 at 10:21 am

    Evo:
    Hey, welcome back. Don’t go getting all tribal on us now – last I knew, CA still had Rick Warren! More seriously, I’m glad CA is taking this action. TX has dominated the textbook industry for far too long. It’s good to see another large state with a similarly large market taking action that may make publishers think twice before pandering to TX.

     
  3. Spanish Inquisitor

    May 30, 2010 at 12:53 pm

    Where’s JY? Jesustucky?

     
    • the chaplain

      May 30, 2010 at 1:00 pm

      If JY is Jesustucky, it could refer to the entire USA!

       
  4. OneSmallStep

    May 30, 2010 at 1:06 pm

    **History classes need a makeover so that students are accurately taught about the history, values, and persons that made America great,**

    There is an interesting contrast going on here. America has done a lot of great things. It’s also done a lot of horrific things, and our history texts do us no favors to gloss over that. But if anyone should be stressing that America has also been less than perfect, it should be the group that’s always telling people that we’re all sinners and imperfect and can’t be good without God. Instead, the conservative Christian group is telling us that to say that America hasn’t always been great is to hate America. Which sounds very similar to the idea that anyone who says God isn’t great or isn’t good is just saying that because they hate God.

     
  5. the chaplain

    May 30, 2010 at 1:09 pm

    OSS:
    Thanks for pointing out, once again, that right wing Christians are very good at cherry picking and self-contradiction.

     
  6. desertscope

    May 30, 2010 at 7:48 pm

    In NM, the only place religious nuts have really taken over is Rio Rancho (North of Albuquerque). In the rest of the state, only parochial schools have history book chapters devoted to St. Ronnie and the misunderstood Joseph McCarthy. Same with “why we should be skeptical of” chapters in science texts referring to evolution and global warming. Those are real examples, BTW, from the largest local Christian school.

     
  7. PhillyChief

    May 31, 2010 at 12:06 am

    Eventually all this Christian nation crap has to come to a head. This is a good story because it’s the most head on rebuke of that crap yet.

     
  8. Larry Wallberg

    May 31, 2010 at 4:15 am

    …the Founding Fathers established the country on Christianity.

    There’s no arguing with that, since the evidence is overwhelming. Just look at the Declaration of Independence and the Constitution, and you’ll find hundreds of references to Jesus.

    And don’t forget that Thomas Paine wrote:
    These are the times that try Christian men’s souls.

    Then, too, there’s that inspiring story of George Washington, who refused to cross the Delaware to kill any fellow religionists because it was the Lord’s birthday.

    Also, didn’t Paul Revere ride to Lexington and Concord shouting:
    The Obamacaring godless commie homo baby-killers are coming! The Obamacaring godless commie homo baby-killers are coming!

    Of course, we’re a Christian nation.

     
  9. the chaplain

    May 31, 2010 at 9:18 am

    des:
    The textbook examples you cite are scary. Doesn’t NM have curricular standards to which private/parochial schools and home schools must adhere? Or, are the “standards” so broad as to be meaningless?

    Philly:
    This Christian Nation crap has gone beyond ridiculous. I’m really glad that CA legislators had the sense to take this action.

    Larry:
    “hundreds of references to Jesus” – they’re there; you just need the secret decoder ring from your box of Christian Cracker Jacks to find them.

    “the times that try Christian men’s souls” – the Christian Cracker Jacks decoder ring reveals that the tiny smudge on the page between the words “try” and “men’s” says “Christian” in teeny, weeny, itty bitty Greek letters.

    “refused to cross the Delaware” – I thought it was just delayed until after everyone had opened their presents and gotten out of their pajamas.

    “The Obamacaring godless commie homo baby-killers are coming!” – Since Lexington and Concord aren’t too far apart, it’s no surprise that he only had time to repeat that mouthful of verbiage twice.

     
  10. desertscope

    May 31, 2010 at 6:26 pm

    Would you believe New Mexico’s science curriculum received an A+ from the NCSE? The problem is that private schools can add whatever BS they want on top. The can gloss over evolution, then spend weeks on Behe, Expelled, and Genesis.

     
  11. Sarge

    June 1, 2010 at 5:12 am

    A couple weeks ago I was in the local big box book store, and several teenagers accosted me. They wanted something very valuable from me. Information.

    Their high school history class required that they find a veteran and talk to them, they had no idea where to start, so they went to the book store. For some reason they thought they could find out something there.

    A couple of clerks who know me pointed me out and advised them to talk to me.

    As Chappie has a picture of me, she will, perhaps agree that they might be forgiveably mistaken in certain assumptions, but they thought, by my age and appearance that I had, in fact, fought in both the civil war and Viet Nam.

    I explained that I had, in fact, fought in Viet Nam, but the civil war was before my time, I did, indeed study it, and RE-enacted it. One of my interlocuters said,

    “But, Dewd! Wasn’t it all in the sixties”??!!

    So, I had to explain the difference between EIGHTEEN sixties and the NINETEEN sixties, and we had to sit and learn context.
    We also had a brief primer on social skills, that “Old Dewd”, and “Hoss” were NOT alternatice honorifics to “Sir” or “Mister”, and we did some relearning of the lessons of our great mentor, Capt. Kangaroo about our good friends, “Mister Please” and Mister Thank You”.

    Believe it or not, it was a quite enjoyable encounter.

    I have a friend who started teaching history two years ago, and toild her about it. She wasn’t surprised, they are required to teach certain doctrinal points, and also teach to the answrs on the state/national tests. That’s it. No context, just “facts”.
    She and some other teachers are planning on starting an after school enrichment program for the kids who want more, and she’s dragooned me into participating next year.

    Chappie, if you can find it, and have a funny bone that needs tickled or you’re feling queasy and want to purge, find the 7th grade Virginia History book used 1960-61. In it you will find some real gems. I remember that we werer taught that Virginia, with the help of the rest of the United States tagging behind, won WWII! I shit you not. There were more little surprises, I remember. The Texas ones probably aren’t any worse.

    But as to the “Christian Nation” thing, it’s more of the same old same old. It’s “our” wish, and “christianity” (at least in its cold, implacable militant avatar) is “our” test. If you don’t pass it, you aren’t part of the nation and you may leave. Forthwith.

     
  12. desertscope

    June 1, 2010 at 1:28 pm

    Sarge:
    Your history book sounds a lot like the one my father is trying to get on ebay. After a discussion a few weeks ago, he decided to try to get a hold of his history book from gradeschool. I can hardly wait to take a peek into the eye of mid 1950s Texas.

     
  13. the chaplain

    June 1, 2010 at 7:28 pm

    Sarge:
    I would love to have been a fly on the wall during your conversation with those high school kids. It would have been entertaining.

    des:
    Are you and your dad sure you’re ready for what you’ll find in that book? I suspect there will be lots of moaning, groaning, grimacing and stomach clenching.

     
    • Sarge

      June 3, 2010 at 7:31 pm

      It was interesting, and they were actually very nice young folks. They were hungry to learn things, but it seemed to me that that they weren’t particularly encouraged to satisfy themselves, or told how or where this might be accomplished.

      They knew, as persons, very few people who are not their own age or peer group. It showed.

      They asked me who I would like to meet, have dinner with out of history, and I told them some.
      I mentioned Izembard Brunell, Ransom Olds, Nathanial Stubblefield, the Oppenheimer bros., Garibaldi, Zapata, Marti, Sacco, Vanzetti, Russell, Chopin, Lola Montez, Wilde, Mozart, Praetorius, Balfe, and the Gershwins. Oh, yes, and that annonymous hero and benefactor of mankind, the person who invented Preparation H.

      The only one they ever heard of was Mozart and they weren’t too sure about who he actually was. They thought I was joking about the Prep H, but I told them that if they lived another fifty years, they, too, would venerate and revere whoever he was. They’ll learn…they’ll learn…

       
  14. Joel Wheeler

    June 3, 2010 at 11:26 pm

    Terrific Post. Have you read “Founding Faith?” by Steven Waldman? He pretty much demolishes the Christian Nation argument. We are a manifestly pluralistic nation.

     
  15. the chaplain

    June 4, 2010 at 12:21 am

    Joel:
    I haven’t read Waldman’s book. I just bought it from Amazon and uploaded it to my Kindle. I may write a post about it after I read it.

     
  16. Larry Wallberg

    June 4, 2010 at 12:44 am

    The Constitution does not mention, either directly or indirectly, God or Jesus. There! The “Christian Nation” argument is demolished.

    Feel free to download that to your Kindle.

     
  17. the chaplain

    June 4, 2010 at 12:47 am

    Larry:
    Your Reader’s Digest version is accurate, but it leaves out details that some of us enjoy reading.

     
  18. Larry Wallberg

    June 4, 2010 at 1:41 am

    Chappy:
    … it leaves out details that some of us enjoy reading.
    Well, if you actually enjoy reading about American History, then by all means do so. But if you’re reading a book specifically to give you ammunition with which to refute idiots’ claims, you need to get a life. That’s all I’m saying.

     
  19. the chaplain

    June 4, 2010 at 8:37 am

    Larry:
    My, you’re feisty today. With regard to refuting idiots’ claims, since I actually do have a life, I don’t waste much of my offline time talking about idiocy like Christian Nation claims. As you pointed out in your comment – one statement covers the ground pretty well. And, yes, I actually do enjoy reading history; I find British history more interesting than American history, but that’s just me.

     
  20. Larry Wallberg

    June 4, 2010 at 12:32 pm

    Chappy:
    Hey, I’m feisty every day.

     

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