St. Matthews in the City, the church that posted the billboard that was the subject of my last post, has done it again. They unveiled a new billboard, just in time for Easter. Unfortunately, this one is much lamer than the Christmas board. I’m sure that you can come up with a more creative caption than the good folks at St. Matthews did (click on the link above if you want to see the complete billboard). To that end, I urge you to look at this billboard, consult your personal muse, and devise a caption:
Post your captions in the comments.
– the chaplain
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Geoff Arnold
April 4, 2010 at 7:03 pm
“For life is quite absurd
And death’s the final word
You must always face the curtain with a bow.
Forget about your sin – give the audience a grin
Enjoy it – it’s your last chance anyhow.”
Or listen to http://popup.lala.com/popup/576742231816205383
the chaplain
April 4, 2010 at 7:15 pm
Geoff:
It’s good to hear from you again. I love that Monty Python song. Thanks for the link.
The Val
April 4, 2010 at 11:38 pm
The look on this guys face is just screaming, “Dude, I’m not impressed.” While that probably doesn’t make too much sense in context, it’s just what I get out of it.
the chaplain
April 5, 2010 at 6:07 pm
The Val:
That’s not a bad caption. I’m thinking something along the line of, “Dude, if this was the best idea you could come up with, I’m not impressed.”
Larry Wallberg
April 5, 2010 at 12:28 am
I knew I shouldn’t have asked Judas to show me where the Peeps were.
the chaplain
April 5, 2010 at 6:08 pm
Larry:
Only a truly evil person would use Peeps as bait.
desertscope
April 5, 2010 at 12:29 am
“The nails are painful and all, but the jock itch is really killing me.”
followed shortly by:
“I wonder if Mary Magdalene would take it the wrong way if I asked her to scratch my balls.”
the chaplain
April 5, 2010 at 6:09 pm
des:
Mary’s answer: “Jesus Christ, man! Not in public!”
Larry Wallberg
April 5, 2010 at 6:57 pm
Chappy:
Did you mean “not on pubic”?
the chaplain
April 5, 2010 at 7:00 pm
Larry:
It could be, “Not on pubic in public.”
Frank DN
April 5, 2010 at 8:38 pm
This sounded a whole lot cooler when I was stoned and awake for 72 hours.
the chaplain
April 5, 2010 at 8:54 pm
Frank:
Jesus does look a tad bored with the whole thing, doesn’t he?
Mark
April 5, 2010 at 10:36 pm
Jesus is thinking, “I can see Peter’s house from here.”
PhillyChief
April 5, 2010 at 11:10 pm
Thorns, nails, and cross are one thing, but making me wear this Whitman’s Sampler box? Really?
Spanish Inquisitor
April 6, 2010 at 12:06 am
“How much longer do I have to pose like this before he finishes that damn painting?”
or
“Weren’t there two other guys hanging around here somewhere?”
or maybe
“If you want my body and you think I’m sexy, come on sugar let me know”
OK. How about
“You know. If I was a woman. I wouldn’t have to put up with this. Or would I?”
mutzali
April 6, 2010 at 6:24 pm
“What a crappy way to spend Good Friday!”
Postman
April 8, 2010 at 10:19 am
“Let’s see… if I’m dead by 3:00 o’clock, I can just make a 3:15 tee-off time at the Heavenly Links.”
2-D Man
April 8, 2010 at 12:04 pm
“Why do my plans always have a habit of working out poorly?”
trippy
April 28, 2010 at 9:30 pm
Hahaha, at least I still have my virginity.
the chaplain
April 28, 2010 at 9:39 pm
Trippy:
LOL! I don’t know how many 33-year-olds, male or female, would brag about that condition.
mindyourmind
May 1, 2010 at 5:36 am
Three more days and I’ll be God again – waaayyyyy cool that !!
the chaplain
May 1, 2010 at 10:43 am
mindyourmind
Bear in mind, Jesus’ “three days” were the shortest three days in history.