Welcome to Chapel Chatter, another tabloid journal (because the world doesn’t have enough of them yet). Today’s edition features a conversation I overheard last month, at an undisclosed location. In addition to capturing the conversation with my zoom microphone, I caught a photo with my zoom lens (because any tabloid worth its salt must include pictures – embarrassing, closeup pictures; those that capture celebs sans makeup (revealing that most of them actually look like the rest of us) are the best!).
Like all good tabloid journals, I’ll include a reader poll, since it’s statistically proven that reader feedback is critical to maintaining a quality publication (well – it will be proven once I publish the results of this poll):
That’s all for today’s edition of Chapel Chatter. Keep your eyes open for the next one because you (and I) never know when it will appear! (And you certainly won’t want to miss it.)
– the chaplain
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UPDATE: I don’t know if the automatically generated links will change. Just in case they do, I wanted to catch a screen capture – check out the third link:
dc-agape
October 6, 2009 at 6:30 pm
Chaplain,
Thanks for the great link to Polldaddy. Its always fun to add something new to a blog.
Lorena
October 7, 2009 at 12:43 am
How come writing a book wasn’t one of the choices? In my opinion, you’re one of the top writers around the apostate circle. When is the book coming out?
I think I know the answer. The word closet comes to mind.
Sarge
October 7, 2009 at 8:04 am
Don’t try to ‘gull’ us with your glib style, young lady!
the chaplain
October 7, 2009 at 8:21 am
Lorena:
Short answer – been there, done that. It’s not as much fun or as glamorous as it appears to be. Long answer – don’t be so sure that atheist book projects, individually, collaboratively, or both, are off the table. That’s all I’ll say about that for now. 8)
Sarge:
You are one of the least gullible people I know.
Procrustes
October 8, 2009 at 1:12 pm
1. Run for president in 2012.
2. Lose, because this nation of equality isn’t ready for a woman president.
3. Write a book about your failed candidacy.
4. Profit.
5. Start your own tabloid and make it rock.
6. Profit and retire.
Sarge
October 8, 2009 at 7:09 pm
I have to go for more surgery on Monday. I haven’t taken a ‘tern’ for the worse, though.
the chaplain
October 8, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Procrustes:
Shhh! You weren’t supposed to reveal my master plan to wealth and a life of luxury in the Caribbean.
Sarge:
I hope all goes well with your surgery. The choir doesn’t sound the same without your voice.