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Sermonette Postlude

23 Mar

Since today is the high point of the Christian year, the holiest day on their calendar, the day on which their Lord and Savior is alleged to have risen and begun appearing to people at unexpected times, in unexpected places, it’s appropriate to note that Jesus has never stopped appearing to believers. Devout Christians everywhere continue to see Jesus in strange circumstances.

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On a more serious note, check out this excerpt from ABC’s coverage of Biblically Correct Tours, the subject of a recent post of mine. The full clip is available at Anti-Theism and at The Friendly Atheist.


Today’s postlude concludes with Edward Current’s “Creationist Christian” rant on evolution.


– the chaplain

H/T to Mojoey on the cheeto story.

 
9 Comments

Posted by on March 23, 2008 in humor, religion

 

9 Responses to Sermonette Postlude

  1. mojoey

    March 23, 2008 at 8:18 pm

    Thanks for the plug! I enjoyed your video posts. Thanks!

     
  2. Spanish Inquisitor

    March 23, 2008 at 9:08 pm

    Jesus? It looks more like an aborted fetus. I love Cheetos abortions. Fried to a crackling crisp. Yummy.

     
  3. athinkingman

    March 24, 2008 at 6:30 am

    Thanks for the videos. They’re AWFUL! With regards to appearances, it’s not only Cheetos, but potato salad too. Thought you might be amused by the following: http://blog.newhumanist.org.uk/2008/01/jesus-appears-in-potato-salad.html

     
  4. PhillyChief

    March 24, 2008 at 7:51 am

    Turn the cheeto 90 degrees counter-clockwise and it’s some sort of quadruped. The limbs are the same length and jointed correctly, so I’d say it’s a dog or some prehistoric precursor. That’s it, it’s proof of evolution!

     
  5. vinny

    March 24, 2008 at 2:21 pm

    When Doubting Thomas touched Jesus’ wounds, did he get that orange stuff all over his fingers?

     
  6. The Exterminator

    March 24, 2008 at 3:21 pm

    If you turn the Cheeto upside-down, it looks a little bit like Snoopy.

     
  7. PhillyChief

    March 25, 2008 at 1:05 pm

    Nice, Vinny. I wonder if he licked his fingers afterwards or just wiped Jesus Cheese on his robes.

     
  8. Lifeguard

    March 26, 2008 at 9:17 am

    Cheeses Christ…

    (note: I stole that, but I can’t remember from who.)

     

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